[Production note: As you may have noticed, there were no Power Rankings for Episode 408. Life, especially yours, went on. It was a good one to skip! Because: Don’s Diary. Anyway, the Rankings are back. Life, especially yours, goes on. The last installment can still be found here. “Last week” ranks reflect the imaginary Rankings from the post I never actually wrote “last week.” Okay, terrific.]
1. Don Draper (even) Last week: 1
“Dear Diary: Are we going to do this journal thing again? Am I to spill out my thoughts onto your pages one more time? I’m not? Great. No one really enjoyed that silly voiceover nonsense last week, least of all me.
I nearly vomited at the Don Draper Fingerbang Threat Level description….